Casanovas have charmed with chiffons so Chichi 

chased her with their conceited coteries

Maharajahs have magniloquently mouthed

Their love for me through their menageries

She’s been propositioned

Propounded by every pompous prince

Given panniers of peerless pears

And plums, polished

I’ve been seduced with shimmering, sparkling stones

Squired by suitors to sizable chateaus

And I’m the one she chose!