Okay this dream was a doozy.

This one is slightly NSFWish but here goes.

The dream starts off (as far as I can remember) with Mae as if I’m playing Night In The Woods. Some dogboy challenges Mae to a fight in “DA PIT” and after discussing it with her mother decides to go. When she finally gets to the location her “theme song” plays whic h is a vocal song. I pause the game to google the ost and savge the song. But I’m in a public library. The guy next to me laughs at me for downloading mp3s. He says something as if to try to goad me into fighting him but instead I bring up an altnerative topic and we become friends. I leave the library to be confronted by these medieval gates. Sam and Frodo are there and supposedly I’m this bad ass ranger that is helping them on their quest. We walk past the gates we’re confronted with a single black knight and then another one behind us. Before we even get a chance to fight, the knights reveal that there’s an army on each side of them. It was a trap. We have no choice but to surrender. We’re captured and we see a series of bounties
being checked suggesting that the black knights were not working for Sauron but were instead mercenaries working for the highest bidder. Within the jail we’re with a bunch of lizardmen/women and the facility is being guarded by these dragonmen and snake ladies. Instead of using Frodo’s ring I bring out a stealth cloak much like the one in Harry Potter and suggests to a prisoner that I never use my real name. ( I forget why I think it had to do with me aavoiding ruining my reputation as a thief or something?)

I sneak out the prison cloaked and search for a way to free everyone. There’s three Snakeladies slitthering down the hall way. Being the disgusting furfaggot I am I decide to take the opportunity to go down on her while the other 2 are away. She doesn’t see me but is happy with the attention she’s getting nonetheless. Afterwards I find the switch to unlock the cages which prompts the lizardmen to rebel. The men eventually win and side with the dragons and the snakes. There’s a big feast and one of the generals wants to pay me for my service by granting me service. From out the back room there’s a few men holding down a kobold and hold it’s mouth open suggesting they’re going to force the Kobold to suck me off. This pisses the females off soo much that everyone starts fighting again. This time I leave them to their battle and ride on horseback with the same freed Kobold searching for a way back home when  a band of men on horses chase us into the forest. We assume they are hostile band avoid them but learn that they were actually directing us towards this party in the forest being hosted by this horse anthro who looks a bit like Celestia. And that’s all I remember.