Me: Man Ultimate Naruto Storm 4 did everything better. The fights are way more intense and everything overall seems more balanced. Not to mention its more current so people are actually playing it online. I’ll try to get into a game.

Me: Oh man this guy is kicking my ass haha he must have been playing this for a while.

Opponent over Mic: YO WHAT HAPPENED MY NIGGA DON’T FUCKING RUN  WE GOING AGAIN BRO YOU GOT BODIED SON DON’T FUCKING RUN I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.

Me:

The fighting game scene is here. Why is the fighting game scene here?!

I thought this was just a casual friendly button masher and now I’m learning that the “fighting game community” is all around it. God damn it this is Marvel Vs. Capcom all over again. I’m not even salty I lost but I hate going online worried that the next person I play is going to be disappointed I haven’t trained in the game as long as they have. Even in ranked anyone could be a smurf. I’m just here for the animations and music bro. I guess I’ll just stick to story mode since UNS4 is not one of the games I care put energy into “gitting gud” at. 

My dude this ain’t Street Fighter calm down.