Uncle: Hey I’m done with work today do you guys want some apples?
Me: Yeah we’ll take some
Me:
My uncle volunteers at this place that gives away to the needy every tuesday. The company gets support each week from a different provider and anything they can’t get rid of they can keep and its always fresh.
Last week he gave us about two dozen bottles of Ocean Spray concentrated cranberry juice and lettuce
This week he gave us about 50+ FUCKING APPLES AND 3 SACKS OF POTATOES AND A FEW TOMATOES
WE’RE GONNA BE MAKING APPLE DESERTS ALL MONTH