What do you do with a 6/10 in placements? What is my rank going to be? One year of practice, mastery on gragas, won’t help me with all these D/C’s. I can’t win with Nasus cause I suck at last hit. And Top is just one scary lane! But somehow I just see that Ziggs Botlane Carrys’ the meta that’ll win me next game!

There are games outside of your MOBA! I know it’s hard to conceive. But there’s games outside of your MOBA! And you’re only going to play them if you leave.

There are cool things to do but not in solo queue and who knows dude you might get high score! There are games outside of your MOBA. But you got to open the store!

Hey Warwick can I ask you something? Well you know our Garen up top? Well he’s 2 kills ahead and I’m 2 kills behind. I’m really behind… can you try ganking?

 WHAT?! Akali I’m surprised at you! I find that toxic!

OHHHH I WISH YOU COULD SEE MY ALT ACCOUNT

BUT YOU CAN’T BECAUSE IT IS ON E.U.

I LOVE IT I MISS IT I’M JUST HERE TO TALK SHIT BUT SOON I’LL BE OFF

TO MY SILVER! ….uh I MEAN CHALLENGER! See I started in silver I just got to challenger! 

This champion is really really fun. Don’t feed

My wards are here and I have just begun. Don’t FEED

What? My first time as this champ. DON’T FEED

I’ll toss my hook and lamp. DON’T FEED

And use my wards to watch that dragon camp. DON’T FEED (Draven!)

MY SUPPORT IS GOING TO FEED (DRAVEN!)

MY SUPPORT IS GOING TO FEED (WHAT ARE YOU SAYING)

FIRST TIME NOOBIES NEED TO LEAVE

DO NOT FEED!!!

Give me that blue buff. (What?) I need it for lane (I NEED IT FOR FARM) come on jungler (Oh get lost!) It’ll make you feel great! (So would a fast clear!) When

i get this blue it will all be partly thanks to you. So give me this blue buff!