been hearing one of my roommates have sex for like the past 20 minutes and I’m just sittin here tryna beat Pontiff Sulyvahn again
that was a full 40 minutes of moans and “oh god"s
I didn’t know what to say when they got out so I offered them some donuts
That’s horrible.
Why did it take you 40 minutes to beat Pontiff Sulyvahn
BECAUSE I WAS USING A PITCHFORK AND EATING DONUTS
Just parry him. He’s really easy to parry, just get a caestus in your left hand.
I DON’T THINK YALL UNDERSTAND THE INS AND OUTS OF MY FARMER BUILD
I NEED TWO HANDS ON MY PITCHFORK AT ALL TIMES TO PROPERLY PLOW MY FIELDS
I’M DOING MY BEST OUT THERE AND I HOPE ALLAYALLS CROPS WITHER
This is the dank souls farmer. Reblog in 69 years or all your crops will wither and die.