aggy-the-skeleton-witch:

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klondork:

l-nobby-l:

l-nobby-l:

been hearing one of my roommates have sex for like the past 20 minutes and I’m just sittin here tryna beat Pontiff Sulyvahn again

that was a full 40 minutes of moans and “oh god"s

I didn’t know what to say when they got out so I offered them some donuts

That’s horrible.

Why did it take you 40 minutes to beat Pontiff Sulyvahn

BECAUSE I WAS USING A PITCHFORK AND EATING DONUTS

Just parry him. He’s really easy to parry, just get a caestus in your left hand.

I DON’T THINK YALL UNDERSTAND THE INS AND OUTS OF MY FARMER BUILD
I NEED TWO HANDS ON MY PITCHFORK AT ALL TIMES TO PROPERLY PLOW MY FIELDS

I’M DOING MY BEST OUT THERE AND I HOPE ALLAYALLS CROPS WITHER

This is the dank souls farmer. Reblog in 69 years or all your crops will wither and die.