Avengers 2

Me: It was alright. Less threatening villain and just no sense of tension.

Critics: MCU’s best movie yet. 

Guardians of the Galaxy

Me: It was great! I was so tired of the same tired Superhero plotline and even though it was basically the same as Avengers, the characters and humor were different enough so I didn’t notice right away.

Critics: It was Juvenile…Nothing to write home about, Chris Pratt couldn’t carry.

Suicide Squad

Me: I fucking loved it. The villains felt like villains until the second half when they get a little more humanized but sympathetic. Really wanted this team to get their just rewards.

Critics: TERRIBLE. IT WASN’T LIKE KILLING JOKE. FUCKING AWFUL. 

Me: 

I don’t understand the Super Hero Cinematic Universe fandom as a whole. Like some times they want the movie to be exactly like the comics and sometimes they want the movie to take inspiration from the comics without retelling the exact same story. And now I’m hearing from Double Toasted that they wanted an exact live action replica of Assault on Arkham. 

Man you can’t say “Don’t rip off Heath Ledger’s Joker, be original” but then turn around and say “Why didn’t you make more like Assault on Arkham?”

Suicide Squad works well as a Pg-13 introduction to the characters while also working to show the human side of villains in the universe.That’s all it was. If you wanted a darker story stick to all of the comics and cartoons and movies told from Batmans perspective. This was obviously not meant to be a dark story.

And again How are you going to praise Ultron, one of the weakest villains presented on the screen in the Superhero Universe while at the same time saying Enchantress is shit despite being an actual threat to everyone involved? Do you want a villain capable of actually destroying the world and corrupting the minds of our protagonists presenting some actual tension or do you want some Tony Stark knock off with a bunch of shitty one liners that you can pretend is a badguy while the heroes take the easy win WITH VIRTUALLY NO RESISTANCE? (Quicksilver dying was only thrown in there because the writers realized how one sided it was.)