Me: *Falling asleep at work* man.. I need coffee but I can’t have too much caffeine or I’ll be hyper much later and staying up all night.

*Enters Coffee place*

Me: Do you guys do the thing where you mix your coffee with hot chocolate?

Coffee guy: You mean like a mocha?

Me: Yeah. Just don’t put too much caffeine in it please. Like put half of the normal amount.

Me after work:

FUCK COFFEEI used to be able to recite this entire rantand when a time came where I could actually recite to people i forgot itand now everyone thinks I'm a dork