100% of women want to have sex with a man who embodies the fox version of Robin Hood from the cartoon Robin Hood, but most do not actually want to have sex with a fox or a man dressed as one
Things I’ve Learned About Heterosexual Female Desire From Decades Of Reading by Mallory Ortberg
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