I was just about subscribe to Adobe Captivate to continue working (something I should have done a long time ago but I didn’t have 30 bucks) and I noticed their contract on subscriptions.

30 bucks a month but you have to buy it for a year.

Early cancellation means you have to pay 50% of the remaining balance.

I only need it for one month which means I would have to cancel and pay $330.

And you fuckers wonder why so many people pirate your software.