Steam Hey you know that game you wanted? Well its on sale for 25% off now

Me Too bad. I don't have the money

Steam Whoah did I say 25? I meant 50! It's half off

Me Still don't have it.

Steam .....OH MY GOD WHAT IS GOING ON THIS GAMES SALE IS GLITCHED. WHO IS PUTTING IT UP FOR 99% OFF?! WHOOOOOOAH

Me Still too much.