I’ve been lied to the entire game and that bitch ran off with my legacy

it was all dead people firefly dreams

this fucking goat shot laser beams at me, wtf

Jesus killed me just so we could play a game together

You are now a slug baby

Everything was a dream and MC dies.

And phantom pain has been remained to him, reminding the one who gave him the worst nightmare and imprisonment.

Your friend is the demon son and spanks you

your british friend is stranded in space and you are released into the wild

son is now grandpa?

everyone is friends and nobody has to die

Lightsaber battle between long lost twin brothers in a motel car park

your friend has to see you dissappear before their very eyes and theres a montage of your memories with them but you can’t see them bc of the tears

for the postgame

palkia does something semi memorable

u simultaneously drown and blow up a naked capitalist asshole then idk make dinner plans or go out for drinks or something

you get adopted! but only after seeing everyone you love almost be killed by a plant possessed by the spirit of a dead goat child’s OC

one guy gets forced to buy like an entire law firm’s worth of noodles

It was the child. All she wanted to do was play.

Ah fuck now he’s eating humans

you wake up and leave

you kill satan

You leave your best friend in the most heartbreaking way and then have to watch them go through several months of severe depression before you finally come back and everyone cries

Everyone dies. Literally everyone. No exceptions. THEY’RE ALL DEAD

The castle explodes and you ride back home without paying the train fare.