averyshadydolphin:

teckworks:

sailorbeefcake:

>Asgore ‘King Kindergarten Killer’ Dreemurr
>Asgore ‘Spike The Tyke’ Dreemur
>Asgore ‘Ankle-Biter Beater’ Dreemurr
>Asgore ‘Crying Child Crusher’ Dreemurr
>Asgore ‘Non-Senior Citizen Slayer’ Dreemurr
>Asgore ‘Toddler Terminator’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Munchkin Murderer’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Innocent Infanticider’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Punt The Runt’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Mourning Mother-Maker’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Child Coffin Collector’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Youngster Euthanizer’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Splat The Brat’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Be Mean To Teens’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Maybe Killed A Baby’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Gerber Grow-Up Plan Gleaner’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Preschool Purifier’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'When They Hit The Flowers, They’re Dead In Hours’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Extra-Small Exterminator’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Kiddy Cleanser’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'You Must Be This Tall To Live’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Crueler for the Preschooler’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Offspring Annihilator’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Get Rid Of The Kid’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Infant Slayer Player’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Stabbed Some Kids Through The Ribs’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Trust Fund Refund’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Playground Flaying Round’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Adolescent Suppressant’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Youthanizer’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Out Of The Womb, Into The Tomb’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'No Longer Married Cause Some Kids Got Buried’ Dreemurr

I don’t reblog much Undertale anymore, but this is just golden.

These are comedy gold.