cuddlyzebesian:

klondikekun:

oh my god

YEAST. HOPS. HAIRY MANCHOPS.

THESE ARE THE INGREDIENTS CHOSEN TO CREATE THE PERFECT MIDDLEAGED FATMEN.

BUT PROFESSOR BUDWEISER ACCIDENTALLY ADDED AN EXTRA INGREDIENT TO THE CONCOCTION: CHEMICAL X

THUS, THE POWERBLUFF MEN WERE BORN

USING THEIR ULTRA-MEDIOCRE POWERS;

BLUMPKIN, BLURGLES, AND BUTTERBUTT

HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES TO FIGHTING WHITE COLLAR JOBS

AND THE FORCES OF ALCOHOLISM