imminent-death-syndrome

pfffthahahahaha fucking got caught you snake.

theragebear

> “Gender norms are evil and only serve to oppress men and women.”
> “This old Nintendo Power issue says Samus is 6′3″ and almost 200 lbs. There’s no way she’s a woman!”

lotiastsade

brianna’s evidence was literally an offhand joke several years ago that was taken out of context

cautioncat

Samus isn’t a woman.

Samus is a space Amazon. <3