We

Are the Paddy Pub

We always make the pay

And if you think we don’t 

We’ll ruin your whole day

That’s why the people of Philly all hate us

Charlie 

What? No Charlie I’m Garnet. You’re Amethyst.

Wait why do you get to be Garnet? I’m the handsome one.

Well yeah but I’m the best fighter!

Look guys I’m sorry but you know I thought I always would be the best Garnet alright, Dennis just hear me out here.

Sweet Dee!

DAMN IT DEE YOU RUINED THE SONG

What? What the hell did I do, Frank?

SHUT UP DEE

OH MY GOD SHUT UP DEE