Tomodachi updates:

• Nikki hooked my Mii up with Cafe Mama. Nikki is best wingman.
• A traveler came! His name is Andrew. I gave him some food and he’ll leave next time I Streetpass somebody.
  
• Red XIII is trying to become the most popular Mii, he keeps injecting himself into everything.
• Cloud got arrested for putting mustard into people’s food.
• Aoi is trying to take over the island. She dreamed of it and says she wants to be leader every now and then.
  
• Tamagotchi tried proposing to Basic Guy and failed.
  

This is chaos.