Its Christmas, whatever, like I mentioned before my family doesn’t celebrate it. So it’s a normal day right?

Wrong. One of my uncles still celebrates the holiday and gives me and my brother some cash despite not wanting anything. Well that’s just money that’s not the best part.

The humaine society sent me a free adoption certificate (Probably from helping that lost puppy back in the day or its just a normal promotion I don’t know) 

It’s for cats and kittens which I cannot have since i have 5 dogs. My uncle hates dogs. He refused to take one of ours when they were puppies. But get this. I showed this to my uncle just to see if he was interested AND HE FUCKING WAS. HE’S CALLING IT OUR CHRISTMAS PRESENT TO HIM. I JUST GOT MY UNCLE A FUCKING KITTEN FOR CHRISTMAS. IS THIS JOY?!