tmntmovie:

Run, Donatello! Run! The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles took over some of our favorite Paramount movies, including Forrest Gump. Did you spot the others?

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“You never know what you’re going to get” works with the chocolate box because despite buying those kinds of boxes, they come assorted in a big variety. So you never really know what you’re getting when you just reach into one. But it doesn’t work for pizza SINCE YOU ORDER PIZZA AND YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TOPPINGS YOU’RE GETTING.

FUCK YOU

YOU CAN’T TAKE FORREST GUMP AND JUST SLAP IT ON YOUR STUPID AD YOU MORONS  I DON’T CARE IF ITS A PARODY THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND.