browningtons:

girl: bae come over

me: I can’t, I’m dealing with people on smash who use projectiles because they can’t play aggressively so they resort to characters that allow them to camp. It’s a really boring play style.

girl: I’m home alone

me:

I don’t mean to be a geek but. It’s really hard to camp as Robin. His kit won’t allow it. His one charge attack is so easy to dodge it has to be used up close during attacking to even be useful. Hell there are times where you’d try to fully charge it but you’d have to release it early to catch your opponent off guard and to not risk losing the power you already have. I didn’t even have to mention the fact that Robin is the only character who has limited special moves which directly prevent him/her from spamming. I know you’re making a joke but if you’re worried about a Robin camper while playing as Captain Fucking Falcon then you probably shouldn’t be talking to your bae during an fg match.