HE HAS NO FAMILY,
HE HAS NO PLACE
TH-THIS KONG IS A FUCKING DISGRACE
lanky is literally the waluigi of the donkey kong universe
like, they’re both these gangly abominations that just sort of appeared out of nowhere one day and everyone was too unnerved to question it
they don’t even do anything significant, mind you, they’re just fucking there
what is lanky kong
wait, Donkey Kong Jr. is Donkey Kong’s father?!!?
?????????
Cranky was the original DK that stole Pauline. DK Jr. Was the monkey that was kidnapped by Mario. Screw Lanky though. I want to see Dixie and Tiny’s mom.