vashito: “ konkeydongcountry: “ ironleviathan: “ HE HAS NO FAMILY, HE HAS NO PLACE TH-THIS KONG IS A FUCKING DISGRACE ” lanky is literally the waluigi of the donkey kong universe like, they’re both these gangly abominations that just sort of appeared...

vashito:

konkeydongcountry:

ironleviathan:

HE HAS NO FAMILY,

HE HAS NO PLACE

TH-THIS KONG IS A FUCKING DISGRACE

lanky is literally the waluigi of the donkey kong universe

like, they’re both these gangly abominations that just sort of appeared out of nowhere one day and everyone was too unnerved to question it

they don’t even do anything significant, mind you, they’re just fucking there

what is lanky kong

wait,  Donkey Kong Jr. is Donkey Kong’s father?!!?
?????????

Cranky was the original DK that stole Pauline. DK Jr. Was the monkey that was kidnapped by Mario. Screw Lanky though. I want to see Dixie and Tiny’s mom.

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