Day One

Me: Bro its your turn to do dishes, I did them last time.

Bro: Okay

Day Two

Me: Dude I can’t cook with all these dishes man. You said you were going to do them.

Bro: Okay I will.

Day Three

Me: Okay man I’ll take care of the dishes. All I want you do to is take these boxes to the trashcan.

Bro: Alright.

4:20 PM on day Three

Me: Dude you had one fucking job…

HOLY SHIT MY BROTHER IS A LAZY CUNT. HE TALKS ABOUT HOW MOTHER LIKES ME BETTER THEN HIM AND HE FUCKING WONDERS FUCKING WHY.