missed my first class because traffic was shit
so then I’m like ‘well at least now I have time for breakfast’ so I head to KFC to get a whole and nutritious breakfast.

Then I realize I left my wallet at home so I think ‘that’s alright, I’ve got some candy in my car somewhere. I’ll just eat that and take a cozy nap before my next class’

and when I wake up my car’s dead
and school is like a mile away
and it’s colder than girl hands outside
and I forgot my jacket

so I run up to school and missed my second class by a few minutes

now I just think ‘at least I’ve got about an hour of solid drawing time’
so I crack open my sketchbook and realize I forgot all my pens and pencils at home

and when I go to put my book back I realize my coffee’s been spilling all over my bag and drowned the bottoms of all my papers, including my textbooks