unknownentity1992 replied to your post: Mother. Fucking. Nailed it.
whats is that, a deformed animal cracker?
I have ascended beyond corn dog. These are biscuit dogs.
The bad news is, they taste horrible.
The good news is, i can shed off the crusty shell my dogs absolutely love it.
Have you ever tried to make something you’ve never made before and you’re like fuck it I don’t feel like finding a recipe how hard can it be
and then while its cooking you look up a recipe and you’re like holy shit I got pretty damn close.
Except you’re supposed to fry corndogs, not bake them
Jesus christ you guys really like monster butts
INVEST
HOLY SHIT A POLAR BEAR BARTENDER?
BAR FIGHTS?
HOT GIRLS EATING ICECREAM?!
Hell no.
1. Cons cost money
2. Costumes or fabrics cost money
3. I’d only go while wearing a face hiding costume because I wouldn’t want you guys to see how awkward in real life I really am.
Besides that, yeah I’d go.
Its not that I have anything against dicks..its just
Okay I lied, dicks are gross.
If anyone cares to ask me anything, go for it. Personally I never know what to ask on these things.
Everyone has that food they swear they won’t eat unless they are starving and have nothing else.
I swear to christ, oatmeal is that food for me.
