Oh. Well shit. I didn’t know the lore. WELL THAT IMAGE IS WHAT IF THE WORLD WAS READY FOR FREDDY
I find it funny that even though all the robots at Freddy’s are extremely creepy you have to remember. REMEMBER. This is a KIDS AMUSEMENT PARTY PLACE. Which means the robots are based on characters that were probably used in media to market to children! You think they’re gonna use those soulless looking machines to advertise? Oh no! Imagine going home after a night at Freddy’s and then seeing a carton advertisement for the new “BRING FIVE OF YOUR FRIENDS AND GET 100 TOKENS FOR FREE” deal.
Just think of what must cross your mind as Bonnie grabs a kid from school to go partying at Freddy’s with all the games and prizes and all the pizza!
But watch out for Foxxy, kids! He’s a devious no gooder after Freddy’s secret recipe! Don’t be afraid! He’s not even a real pirate! That eyepatch is for show- I HAVEN’T EVEN PLAYED THE GAME WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP THINKING ABOUT THESE CHARACTERS?! HELP.
black people are skeletons in disguise
IS THIS WHY THEY SAY BLACK PEOPLE HAVE BIG BONERS?!
Black people are absolutely disgusting.
But at least they are not as horrible as those goddamned skeletons.
My brother wanted to show us this hip anime and i’m just like
“Yeah okay whatever. Its probably some dumb parody anime or something with huge boobs"
and then he put on The Future Diary and me are my cousin are like
ONLY 3 EPISODES IN AND I’M ALREADY FREAKING OUT.
Its like Battle Royale, Devil Survivor and The World Ends WIth you had a threesomebaby
Why would you kick Foxxy? He is literally the "Oh my gosh! Technician chan noticed me! I better go say hi!“ robot
I have no intent on playing this game for myself. I just needed to draw something to calm my nerves.
Chica Foxxy best anamatronicmurderfu
imgur.com/a/cM4YTScroll down to about the middle bottomish to get to the porn. Oh baby.
Dude you know whats hillarious? I’m in a thread about it right now and the fanart is CALMING ME DOWN. Especially the hilarious edits.
Laughter is the anti fear.
What? No I’m still not going to bed yet.
