How can you call yourself a TRAINER if you can’t train a DOG

In my defense, dogs are pretty stupid.

Posted 4 years ago

If it turns out one of my dogs hopped up on my desk and stole my pokemon X while I was asleep, I might actually kill one of them

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Of course you of all people would fantasize about blowing a horse. :U




Uh..no I’m a dragon guy

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wolfnanaki:
“ djprincessk:
“ stop-hammerkind:
“ srsfunny:
“ Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass
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WHAT
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#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was
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I went to this place where they showed live glass blowing demonstrations....

wolfnanaki:

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

I went to this place where they showed live glass blowing demonstrations. It’s amazing how much skill is needed for this. Holy shit.

Sick weirdo blows a horse

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"I HAVEN’T EVEN PLAYED THE GAME " When are you going to try it? When you do you should stream it. Tell us when you're ready for Freddy.




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That’s a fucking good one.

Anon. I refuse to even play Dead Space. I will never be ready for Freddy. I will never be ready for Amnesia. Hell I will never be ready for Slenderman because I am a huge coward. I don’t like being scared but I don’t avoid all scary things.

Short Answer: Never. I will never stream FNAF. I can barely watch a stream of it without turning off the sound, looking away and then turning off the tab when I think shit is going down. Its the type of horror that I can’t stand. It just so happens that this game has the charm to keep me interested in its background without actually playing it.

Long answer:

Keep reading

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chaz-gelf:

johnthedragon:

rustybuckett:

balladoftarby:

scruboners:

alessoffensiveurl:

okay but seriously

who saw this fucking thing

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and was like “Yeah this is cool and all but it needs more cuddly-ass furry art”

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you guys are sick fucks and i fucking love you

YESS YES FUCK THE ROBITS

DON’T FUCK THE ROBOTS

LET’S FUCK THE ROBOTS

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

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How can you not be attracted to this guy. He knows what he wants and he goes to get it.

I’m watching Big Fat Quiz Of The Year 2013

And Cannot listen to Kristen Schaal talk without imagining Mabel being there in the seat on the show next to Dana O Brien

Congratulations, Klondork, you've found what we in the bis call 'a fascination'. Get on that high horse and make an installation out of the contrast between perception and concept and become the worlds biggest fine artist!




A fascination? Oh god is it contagious? I didn’t set up my life insurance! Also that sounds like a lot of work.

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theepunkerchick:

bloodonhisfangs:

joshmosh415:

I can never stop posting this. The narrow minded bible fanatics that just look at one small thing in the bible then feed the world with their hate over it. At the same time they ignore all the other silly laws made by man they claimed were made by god. These gif’s say it all.

Exactly!

Omg this was best post I’ve seen today, I will never scroll by this. EVER

As much as I want to agree with his retort, all she has to to say is “Those were not practices in the new testament.” If she knew anything about the bible she could flip his whole argument upside down. Don’t get me wrong, she already lost the homosexuality argument after the first gif. I’m no advocate of the book myself but I don’t remember going to sunday school and hearing anything anti gay in the new testament. I do remember god being pissed off at people because they were TRYING TO RAPE ANGELS in the old testament. 

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