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The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 2x09 - “Cased Up” (November 11, 1991)
I just watched this yesterday, coincidentally. The studio audience laughed a lot at that part. Doesn’t seem so absurd anymore.
Mother fucker it was never absurd. Why are people pretending black people getting shot for no reason is a new thing all of a sudden?

How dare you. No I refuse to credit Cuteosphere for that art on the album. I’m not no ones advertiser. She’s not paying me to say Cuteosphere drew that image of Bonnie. Why don’t you go get Cuteosphere to come here to tell the masses that Cuteosphere was the one that drew this art instead?
I got no time for this. Just don’t tell me to even mention that Cuteosphere was the artist that created that image of Bonnie that went along with the music post that was created by an entirely separate voice of anonymous origin.
You people make me sick. Thinking I’m gonna just out that information for free.
Wash your hands after touching the puppy and disinfect everything you and the puppy touched. It doesn’t matter however healthy it looks, it could be carrying something not contagious to you but potentially fatal and incurable to your own dogs.
Don’t worry I did but thanks for pointing that ou- oh god my hand is mutating

What the fuck is wrong with me? I talk about fear but when everyone else is afraid to do something I rise up to the occasion. A lost puppy is outside our gate and all of my dogs are barking at it. My mother advised me to chase it off afraid that it might have a disease or rabies or something.
But the poor thing wasn’t leaving because it was in the midst of fellow dogs clearly looking for help. It was limping and couldn’t move far. So regardless of the chance that it could be infected, I fed it some treats to gain its trust, and then proceeded to move it into the abandoned house next to mines where I gave it some food. Its gonna (hopefully) stay there until morning when I can call animal control or the humane society.
I don’t know. I just feel weird being chivalrous about things like this and I won’t even play furry jump scare the video game.
Wait what
I can’t find my Pokemon X HELP
Back then
Me: Hahahaha
Brother: Haha Scar doesn’t like it. Funny.
Now
Me: Wait how does Zazu know that song? Has he been to Disney Land?
Brother: And how do they know lovely bunch of coconuts?
Me: IN FACT, WHY DOES BANZAI KNOW WHAT QUE PASA MEANS.
Brother: WOULDN’T THIS IMPLY THEY KNOW OTHER LANGUAGES AND THEY ARE ACTUALLY SPEAKING IN ENGLISH INSTEAD OF SPEAKING ANIMAL AND HAVING IT TRANSLATED TO US?
Me: HOLY SHIT TIMON KNOWS WHAT A BEEPER. REMEMBER
Brother: AND HE KNOWS HAWAIIAN CUSTOMS AND DANCES.
Me: HOLY SHIT, DISNEY ANIMALS SPY ON HUMANS AND RELAY OUR CUSTOMS.
Brother: WHICH IS WHY LOUIS WANTED TO PLAY THE TRUMPET
Me: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT








