pheasantphreak:

from Poppy O’Possum by Morbi

i’d post this on my main blog but a bunch of the top posts in the poppy tag are porn lmfao

God damn it I just got done staring at this for an hour now I gotta stare at it again.

Its really good

THIS CUTE FUCKER IS MOVING TO MY TOWN AHHHHHHHHH

BEAU OH GOSH

dorkly:

The 7 Types of Pokemon Players

For more comics, go to Dorkly.com!

My entire team is literally just starters. Fun confirmed

dual-destininies:

soos an̶̛̕d̡ ̶́t́̀͠h̕e͚̲̝͚ͅ ̯͉̖͚͜r͈̤̣̹̣̼eal̼̣̟̺͍̪̳ ͎g̻̩̰͔̟̾̄̓̉̍ͥ̔ͅͅḭ̶̬̳̥̬͈͌ͦ̑̃͐ͦ̃r̶͇͙̟̉̌l͍͕͖̖͍̞ͣ:̴͇͈̝̬͓̩ ̳͆͛ͯͮ̈́̈́̒g̜̝̳̾ͥ͆ͥ̽i̷̩̜ͨ́f̺̪̣̟̜̙͍̀̐̀f̷̝̱̦̞̙a̠̹͉̠̘̱̒̓nͣ̉̀̚y̖͚̘̭̯̳͊̄͠

Have you ever seen porn of a cartoon and someone in the comments is all “Oh no! Two characters having sex! Childhood ruined!” and you’re just like

“Mother fucker, they have a child in the show. How do you think that got there?”

pretzelsnake:

m0n64 submitted:

For when you find that specal someone

an eggagment ring

DELETE YOUR BLOG 

I’m laughing because what says “I love you. I would like to tie the knot.” more then “You’re carrying the unborn fetus I got you.”

mr. mayor it’s a town, not a harem

Why do you keep implying I want to fuck the animals I have infatuations for, Isabelle?

Hey did I mention I met a fellow nintendo fanboy yesterday? Cause I did. He asked me what I was playing on the 3DS and then proceeded to whip out his rom of Pokemon on his android so I showed him Pokemon Y and (even though I shouldn’t have) let him play the Smash Demo. Its weird how friendly nintendo fanboys are.

S̶͓̫̗̠̯̈̌͞ọ̲̟̤̃̄̈́͒ͤm̸̩̎e͛̆̒̔ͨ̉ͪͤ́҉̜̩͕̭͔ͅd̳̹̈ͣ̀̀ͥ͛͑̚a̜̭̺̬̻̽̓y̧̱̘͓̋͑̉̒ͪ͂͝ ̫̲̝͍̻̬͎̥̝ͪͩy̦̺̭̗̹͊͆̈̚o̢̞̬͐͑̀ű̶̝͈̣̝̄̉ͧ̾͊̀ ̵̵̫̹͍ͮͦ͆̓̈ͪ͝w̶̡͈̮̾̓̏ͤ̿̐̓ͅi̟͎ͦ̊͒ͩͪ̏̿͝l̙̞͕̼̜͖̇͛̌ḻ̴̶͈̝̫̟̦̻̋̒̕ ̴͚̖̰̺͔̬̓̔̽ͫͫb̧̨̡̺͖̭̔ͨͩ̐̈͆́͗e̢̲̮ͣ͌̈́ͦ̏ͧͧ́ ̸͑̍̆̎̉̆͏͍̼̺̠͓̬͖̠m̧̞̯͕̟̜͎̫̲ͬͮ͗̓ͯͩ͋͋ͅi̘͕̤ͮ͗͋̔͗͞ͅn͈̯͙͈̻̩̍ͦ͗̌͐̇e͊ͮ҉͏̬̱̺͓̪̤͎ͅ

thecarnalscientist-jt:

bryantrod:

brook:

halcy:

uh oh [x]

it’s time

THEEEEEEEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE

IM THE KING OF THE RUMBA BEAT

WHEN I PLAY THE MARACAS I GO

CHIC CHICKY BOOM CHIC CHICKY BOOM