i’m sure people know this, but for those of you who don’t, alligators and crocodiles (this is a gator) have some of the most powerful jaws on earth—if they’re biting down. their muscles are made to clamp and hold while its body twists, taking down its prey and (typically) drowning it. however, they have next to no opening power, meaning this crab’s claw has rendered this gator almost powerless
Why doesn’t he just roll?
Have you ever done something that was probably self destructive but you do it anyway because its FUCKING SAUSAGE PATTIES MAN. I DON’T CARE WHERE THEY CAME FROM IF THEY’RE NOT SPOILING I’M NOT JUST THROWING ALL OF THEM TO THE DOGS. WHENS THE LAST TIME WE HAD A FUCKING SAUSAGE PATTY. OH GOD AM I DYING?! WORTH IT!
My uncle brought them for the dogs. He got them from this outreach thing at church? Him and my mother don’t think its trustworthy but I really don’t care. I could die tomorrow from food poisoning.
this is gonna get taken down immediately
Miku on Letterman
God damn it. I thought he was going to interview her.
Think Scar is already a despicable villain? Well watch this fan animation about him having the hots for Nala
I’ve only played on 4chan based stations so I might have already been to yours?
SS13 is a byond run game about several people doing their jobs to benefit the space station. Jobs can go from security to bartender to engineer to captain to janitor to scientist… you get the idea. The main goal is to help improve the station or help others while going through the several possible crisis’s that could happen.
You may fight a malfunctioning AI who plots to take over the station, or a band of baddies who plan to nuke the station or even aliens who kidnap and breed in the dark until they raise an army strong enough to kill everyone. If those weren’t a big enough distraction, some players are traitors who must carry out tasks that may involve assassinating other players and stealing important documents.
Each round can last from 15 minutes to 2 hours depending on the game mode (Which is never really told to you). But the immersion and roleplaying is what makes the experience really interesting. If you want to try it, find a wiki or ask OOC in game for tips.
A few days ago I end up fucking the station over twice but the group was fine giving me suggestions on how I should play. They’re nice so long as its not intentionally trolling. Don’t get me wrong they do get mad but that passes over.
Alex Hirsch’s Official response:
And the Illuminati’s Response:
Stay classy Alex.Alex Hirsch is now officially Illuminati
And the response:
UN-FUCKING-REAL
