“Ever since Plague’s patreon has been going well, he’s becoming more unstable and weirder. Cause his life is going well and he can’t handle it.”

hailkyle:

copy that

seinfeld:

A new holiday was born!

OKay. Tumblr. I admit this change is actually pretty cool

floccinaucinihilipilificationa:

daydream-in-lilac:

squided:

WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT

MEN

ALSO

ARE

GIVEN

UNREALISTIC

EXPECTATIONS

DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA

HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS

TO LOOK LIKE THIS???

IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION!  MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.

I get the feeling someone replaced all the photos but it makes this post so much better.

You could say this man Seto Kaibar for the rest of men that we can never hope to reach.

summonerscode:

Exhibit 378

Ezreal [All][32:41]: plz all report noc hes annoying

Nocturne [All][32:47]: You literally didnt hit a single Q in the last 10 minutes

Ezreal [All][32:59]: ok ignored kid

Nocturne [All][33:11]: I hope you dont miss the ignore button too

(Thanks to KovaFaker for the quote!)

DAMN

sarcasticfina:

tygermama:

hellotailor:

pinstripesuit:

WHAT IS HAPPENING

can u believe this

it’s like a buddy cop movie. He’s the serious, no nonsense by-the-book human

She’s the smart-mouthed, jungle-wise velociraptor who’s always showing up fifteen minutes late with someone’s arm in her mouth

#claw and order? (via andymcnope)

I bought this body pillow just last night. Creepy coincidence.

I want it. And I don’t usually want body pillows