Fuck this stupid DLC character.
I can’t believe I paid real money for 4 characters in a 2D game.
I can’t believe I actually enjoy playing them.
I can’t believe she’s actually one of my mains.
Ignore that I’m a furry in denial and a moba player for just a second so I can say, Penny Fox is amazing. I mean she’s a sassy and sly fox. What’s not to like? But playing her feels as great as she looks. She’s the only female character that feels powerful but not broken (Yeah I said it. Raelyn and Ayla are “play to win” characters). It takes knowledge and risk to do really good with her in my opinion. Or you can just max your beam and try to clean up on kills.
I don’t like Ted so much carry wise but I keep coming back to play him. He’s just fun. He’s probably one of the most balanced nauts in the game. Sentry is.. holy shit. You were about to say “Git gud’ to me complaining about the girl nauts right? Well Sentry is my counter to them. It absorbing damage and then converting it into a nuke? Genius. I haven’t played Skree yet. He seems cool. Using that totem of his to trap pushers is great.
HOLY FUCK IM THE FOX!!!!!!
I’m a butterfly. Yay, I can make pacts with one of the cool demons, Madame Butterfly!
Ah, Fox, Much better than that ram bs.
Seahorses.
Wren.
Swan
Yo Imma hurrs.
God damn it I was destined to be a brony/horsefucker
S A L E H A S R E A C H E D M A X I M U M V E L O C I T Y
I don’t know what’s worse. The fact that its obviously just a glitch that this guy is making a big deal out of, or the fact that I just went to go check if it was real.
I don’t usually watch Cracked videos besides After Hours, Todays Topic, and Obsessive Pop Culture Disorder but this one got me hard.
Soren is basically my brother when he returned home. He gave me Amethyst and some other one and told me if I put them under my pillow it makes it easier to control dreams.
I’m not one to shut down ideologies so I actually tried it (And it kind of works? I think?) but the fact that he’s so obsessed over stones is what makes this video for me.
isaiah-and-sometimes-madi-strong:
can we talk about Legolas in the back tho
I feel like I need to rewatch the entire series just focusing on Legolas.
It’s worth it.
The best part of this post is Orlando Bloom literally had no idea what was going on 95% of the time. He said in an interview once that no one ever told him anything and he just stood in the back ground making faces.











