For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.
> Literal translation
Bird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”
Bird: “What’s wrong?”
Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”
Bird: “Okay, understood.”
Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]
Bird: “Okay, I understand!”
Owner: “Got it.”
> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.
> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!
> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!
gnollbard reblogged your post So I walked up to this guy, stared at … and added:
Reminds me of Robbie the Rabbit

That’s what it is. He’s just unsettling to me. Him being unenthusiastic about his job sure as hell doesn’t help.
The kind of Easter egg hunt every college student needs.
^if that were the case the Easter egg hunt would turn into the hunger games
because i think that is amazing and we should all aspire to be like this
This started off as an experimental sketch about a 70s werewolf and ended up turning into a genderbent micheal jackson werewolf or something?!
So I walked up to this guy, stared at him for a second, screamed “Jesus fucking christ” and rested my head in my hands.






