I had a dream about a crpg and Terry Crews was in it. Fully voiced. He was hired to boss people around and extract money. You meet him later and he was the sweetest shopkeeper as opposed to being all menacing before. There was also a quest about a lizardman trying to find his partner and as you follow the quest you learn his partner was hiding from him because he was sick of adventures. His last adventure caused him to permanently have a hornets head and you had to convince him to either fess up or continue adventuring
become an evil wizard in real life so when your players reach the final boss you can flip the table and engage them in real combat
Me as a Yugioh Antagonist: YOU’LL NEVER DEFEAT ME OR MY DECK OF SCALIES! MY KOBOLDS WET DREAM DECK IS UNSTOPPABLE!!!
Seto Kaiba: Holy shit PLEASE call it something else
Me as a Yugioh Antagonist: Ah yes! I can tell what card is coming next! This potent musk! I hope you’re ready to taste Alien Shocktrooper! The mighty muscular scalie taur!
Seto Kaiba:
