Context: A chaotic evil rogue and a chaotic good warlock (me) are looting an area we just cleared.
DM: Roll investigation on the statue.
Me: Nat 20!
DM: Oh-okay. Uhh, what weapon do you use?
Me: Well I had a quarterstaff until you stole it! *Glares at Rogue*
Rogue: *Smiles innocently*
DM: Well, ok then, you get a quarterstaff +2.
Rogue: I’m going to steal that too.
Me: No you fu-
Rogue: Nat 20!
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
So I made a new game mechanic to add to the story telling and my players are stressing™.
DM: This will have math to add to your characters for story telling.
Players: *breaths in* M A T H
To this day I still don’t understand why Math is such a turnoff to D&D
Don’t get me wrong I hate math. But adding math to know how good you do a thing? That’s different. They succeeded a save and take half damage? Tell me how much damage they still take. You have no idea how happy I am to hear “This mother fucker passed your spell save but still dies from half damage” You have no idea how much saying “Okay 20 + 5 an- wait. 20 is a critical!”
we’ve won 6 comp games in a row and i feel like im going to be chasing this high for the rest of my life
he speaks very little english but we get by
tonight may have been the highest point in my life. we proceeded to win 9 comp games in a row, before losing one. i’ll never forget you, you ruskie rein. i have only one photo of us together
sleep well, moahbinopk. sleep well.
this is what online gaming was meant for
I… I must inform. This man’s name is “Fashionable Orc”.
i had a dream i was google image searching for pictures of “adam sansler” because the hot new meme was photoshopping adam sandler to look like sans from undertale and it looked something like this
I ignored the text post, looked at the images and said out loud “adam sansler” before actually reading the post and now I feel stupid
