Because sometimes I just want to draw severed women bodies. Who are you to judge me? Report me to the police I don’t care.
I didn’t want to believe that Minion OCs existed yet here we are
imagine encountering him in a dark alley I would be scared as fuck I would try to get out of there as fast as possible
The supreme Edgelord had arrived.
I’m fine with all of this. Like this is your typical edgy OC. Its been done to death so I don’t mind.
However.
I draw the line at (gets stronger with every kill).
Like that makes me legit upset. If anything weapons get weaker with every ki- WHY AM I SO UPSET ABOUT THIS ONE DETAIL. WHAT THE FUCK I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING.
Written by someone from Britain.
1. Bloody - Damn. Socially acceptable to use, some of my teachers use it, and my gran does too. You can’t use this enough.
2. Arse - ass but more derogatory. You wouldn’t say this to your grandparents, generally. Parents, it depends who you are.
3. Fiver - £5. Everyone says this all the time.
4. Tenner - £10. Ditto fiver.
5. Quid - £1. Ditto tenner.
6. Grand - £1000. Obviously lesser said than fiver unless you’re Ed Sheeran or someone but people normally say this.
7. Chav - i think Americans call them townies??
8. Mum - do i need to explain? and no, we don’t say Dud.
9. Nappy - Diaper.
10. Lift - Elevator
11. Pavement - Sidewalk.
12. Cock-up - fuck up.
13. Cakehole - mouth. IE: Shut your cakehole!
14. Bloke - Man. Most people say this.
15. Knackered - tired. “I’m off to bed, me, i’m knackered.” the K is silent.
16. Pear-shaped - gone wrong. “It’s all gone a bit pear-shaped.”
17. ay-up - greeting used in the Midlands/North. sometimes used at the start of a statement or question. “Ay-up, what you doing with that?”
18. Local - nearby pub. “I’m off for a drink at the local.”
19. Fit - hot. “He’s fit, him.”
20. Bollocks - balls. Sometimes used as an exclamation, like “Shit!”
21. this is important. Fanny - vagina. FANNY DOES NOT MEAN BUTT IN ENGLAND. IF YOU CALL SOMEONE A FANNY TO SOMEONE IN THE STREET YOU MAY GET PUNCHED
22. Shag - screw. Shag is less derogatory than screw.
23. Uni - short for university. Is that your college?
24. Sixth form - Junior and Senior year at high school.
25. Secondary school - 6th grade to Sophomore year.
26. Year 10 - Freshman. Year 9 - Eighth Grade and so on.
27. Reception - Preschool.
28. Telly - television.
29. Chips - Fries.
30. Crisps - Chips.
31. Full Stop - Period. The punctuation kind.
32. Bugger - i don’t really know what this translates to. You’d say “oh bugger i’ve lost my keys.”
33. Crap - Less derogatory form of Shit.
34. Wanker - technically, this means someone who jerks off, but it’s used as an insult.
35. Dickhead - another insult.
36. Twat - Some people use this as an insult, but, as I discovered a while ago, it also means vagina.
37. Cunt - vagina. DO NOT INCLUDE THIS WORD IN ANY WRITING, IT’S THE MOST OFFENSIVE WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
38. Autumn - Fall
39. Biscuit - cookie.
40. Bonnet (a car bonnet) - hood.
41. Boot (of a car) - Trunk
42. Flannel - washcloth
43. Scouser - someone from Liverpool
44. Manc - someone from Manchester
45. Geordie - Someone from Newcastle
46. Brummie - someone from Birmingham
47. Dodgy - suspicious/not quite right. “Ooh, he looks a bit dodgy/My pen’s being dodgy!”
48. Tad - A bit. “Are you cold?” “Just a tad.”
49. Ta - thank you. Used up north a lot.
50. Absobloodylutely - a very enthusiastic yes.
51. Fortnight - two weeks.
52. Gutted - Devastated
53. Chuffed - proud, happy of something someone’s done for you.
Cheeky Nandos: something you’ll never understand until you’ve been accepted into the brohood by the archbishop of banterbury and gone a night on the wazz.
I was skeptical about Matt and Woolie being on Sleepycast but they really fit in perfectly. Its great.
I had a dream where I was playing tabletop with Matt Pat Liam and Woolie from BFP and Rocco from Mega 64 was the dm
