“I don’t want to go up to heaven with a bunch of old people and eat crackers and wine all day. I want to go over and party with Satan and the demon girls!”
Listening to Sleepycast while working. I’m now convinced that all internet artists have an attraction towards demon girls. I can’t listen to most of them that don’t have Stamper though. He’s fucking great.
Man. They’re little annoying smiley faces who’s whole point was that they were incompetent stupid workers that were not qualified to assist a freaking evil genius but now they’re the Illumination mascot and they’re on everything because “they’re cute.” No. They’re annoying. They were always annoying. Remember when Rayman tried to push Rabbids? They were also annoying! I DON’T HATE MINIONS BECAUSE ITS THE COOL THING TO DO. I HATE THEM BECAUSE I CAN’T TURN AROUND WITHOUT SEEING A SMUG YELLOW BASTARD LAUGHING ABOUT BUTTS.
