YMS always be like “The movie was decent there were a lot of things that were just not funny and I don’t get excited about things and the movie kept slowing down for me it was a great film 5/10″ like fuck off with this shit man. When you build your entire brand on hating movies and you keep repeating the same shit over and over your opinion sounds disingenuous like I get you can have your own opinion but you don’t have to act like you’re so god damn intelligent that all forms of entertainment are below you. And factoring in the audience reactions to your score is NOT a movie review. Oh the audience didn’t come with the mentality that they had to hate the movie so they got a chuckle or do like bitch shut up you’re the Anton Ego of movie critics like just eat a rats food and lighten up.
It’s the same thing I felt with Double Toasted review of the MLP movie. Corey admitted he came into the movie hungover and saw it with a bunch of kids which most likely factors into his review like that’s not how you do things.
Barbarian*Deals little damage on first turn.*
Druid*runs out into the middle of the room, punches their fists together* Boom *casts thunderwave and kills everyone in the room. Including knocking down allies.*
Everyone else: DONT DO THAT IM IN RANGE YOULL KILL ME
Druid: I didn’t ask how many of my allies were in range I said I cast thunderwave.
Remembering that one time I accidentally killed a kid with Thunderwave and basically ended the campaign when all I had to do was walk up to him, make a grapple check and throw him off.
I was like “Oh I can use this to push two enemies off. And if I upcast it, it’ll go further. Wait no Up-casting only increases the damage but it’s only 15 dama- and 15 damage killed the kid and now everyone hates me.
I’m sorry Jodi…I fucked up everyhing because I didn’t read and tried to do something cool
DM: You share an embrace, you try to disengage, hes actually holding you longer than you wanted to be held. He’s starts moving his hands in small circles.
Klarg: You two, are you sure you don’t want a piece of this action?
Saw this earlier and felt it would be a good thing to spread around as its something that has bothered me as an artist and i doubt im alone in it, so it would be good to raise awareness to talk about character design.
thank fuck cause usually this kind of comment makes me want to strangle them in rage
