Based on a conversation on /v/

THEY ARE 

GIANT

CAT PEOPLE

WITH HUGE TEETH

AND CLAWS

I LITERALLY KILLED IT IN ONE HIT

CHARR ARE SUCH DORKS OH MY GOD. IT’S JUST A CHICKEN

GW2 IS FULL OF CUTE CAT GIRLS.

Three gigantic pussies. Reeva, Yahala and Ererie (My MC)

I hope nothing happens to these two though I wouldn’t be surprised if it did.

finally someone said it

hahahaa

Literally no one says that

Oh shit is this a DT redemption episode

robbonp-art:

i love pokemon

exekyl-art:

aggressive-pepsi:

notfaquarl:

notfaquarl:

Okay, as much as  we joke about 1 HP Sans, I honestly don’t think he really has just 1 HP.

Now, we all know that Sans is the only monster who doesn’t turn into dust once you defeat him; rather, he walks off screen. However, if you actually check your kill count stats before and after defeating Sans, Sans is not counted as a kill. Yes, defeating him adds to your EXP, LV, and HP. But your Kill Count stays at 105! Here is proof from a playthrough a friend of mine did.

But you DO make a hit on him!

So if this doesn’t actually kill him, what’s up with that? WHO ARE YOU SANS

EVERYBODY HOLD THE PHONE I JUST REALIZED HOW SANS COULD SIMULTANEOUSLY HAVE A MAX HP OF ONE AND SURVIVE THIS ATTACK

WHAT DOES SANS DO ALL DAY???? SLEEP. HE SLEEPS.

APPARENTLY I STAND CORRECTED IT IS STILL POSSIBLE FOR SANS TO CANONICALLY HAVE A MAXIMUM HP OF ONE I’M???????????

#this motherfucker has 10000000/1 hp thats ten fucking million why are you a god sans
because naptime

OML I NEVER EVEN REALIZED

Hey tumblr you like crazy theories right?

What if Sans did survive your one attack but you don’t get a kill count because you don’t make the final blow. He does after he walks off and realizing he failed Papyrus drove him to just end it. What if Sans killed himself? I mean the fade to dust sound effect clearly plays after his Grilby’s line.