That’s not how it works. I think..?

I’m just saying that’s what I’d do

toocooltobehipster:

i hate rich people so much

Brother: I’d like to buy all of the Star Wars tickets for the first show.

Cinema City Employee: Uh…okay?

Brother: Now no one will see the first show!

Cinema City Employee: *Contacts manager and uses a portion of the money to buy new paper to print the tickets on*

sturmtruppen:

Dark Markets Cover by Vincent Dutrait.

I’d play the shit out of DND Re-vengeance 

feisars:

“Stylish but illegal” is the best way to describe something.

alisa-aydin:

Undertale AU called UnderSLAM where everyone is into sports / is a gym rat …＼＼\୧( ⁼̴̶̤̀ω⁼̴̶̤́ )૭ //／／

This was so self indulgent haHA- This AU is really vague so feel free to join us as we shitpost about it~ UnderSLAM’s blog WASSUP

dynacap:

I told my mom to google image anthro planes

leceiju:

wheel-skellington:

bagged-a-bazooka:

the-eagle-atarian:

moontouched-moogle: This one is an eternal classic

–

Obligatory viewing

Hello?

D̴͓͔̭̩͉̲̉ͧ͛̒ͣE̴͚̫ͅL̊̀͗̇Ē̹̤̩T͉̹̐̍͂̅͐͂E͇̦̩͗̇͊͜ ̼̙͙̞̐͌̇͠T̟͓̫H̙̠̆̍̎ͨI͓̻͖͈̩͚͌̂̓ͫ̔̎̚S͙͕͕͍̎͒ͦͪ!̥̠̹̺͖̏

Dͫ͛ͧ̅ͧ̄̿̒͌̍͐̏͑̐̔ͬͥͩ̚҉̛̱̪̮̱͇͉͚͖̟̮́͢Ē̵̶̥͚̩͎̦̮̥̼͓̺̞̦͚͈̠̃̊̽͒͟L̵̛̤͕̲̺̬̲̙̘͇̋ͩͦͣ̅ͬ͑̂́ͅË̷̡̬͓̤̪̬̺͖͕̮̯̱̤͇͙̲̖̪̞́̊ͩͪ̓̆ͥ̈̐̀̕͟͟Tͩ͆̈ͩͣ̾͑͑̀̄ͫ̀͛͛̄̀̐҉҉̸̵̱̤̗̝̠̳̙͖ͅĒ̛̠͇̣̥̠̋ͨͩ̓͛ͮ̄̎ͩͬ̊̓̕̕͟ ̵͔̫͎̜͎̭̭͓̀͒ͧ̎͘̕͡T̢̛̠̳̰̟̞̲̦̳̖͎͓͙͖̮̭̘̫̻̔̓̐͑̋ͫ̐́́͟H̶̴̨̛͙͔̤̹̠̜̊̎̇͆̐̋̃ͤ͋̓̚͘ͅI̸̵̳͔͍͔̘̮͉̫̤̞̜̯̠͈̺̮̋͐̀͆̓̓ͨ̓͊̇̓͌́̚͘Ṡ̷̴̺̪͙̹̩͈̝̳̬̼̺̰͖͈̂̄ͨ͐ͩ̓̿̉̄̅͘ ̐̎ͦ̅ͯ̍ͧ̈̉̈́ͫ͂̎̏̌̐ͣ́̐͏̸̣̫̙̻̻͇̭͉N̴̨̩̳͙̘͇̣͙̪̤̺͓͈̘̘͍̑ͨͨ́ͮͩ͑͜Ǫ̴̢͂̊ͥͩͫ̀҉͏̞̹̗̟̩͉͈̘̙̜̳͙̳ͅͅW͌̈ͩͫͫ̈́̓͗̂ͨ̈̽̚҉̴̵̬̰̣͕͍̣̟͔̜̀!̵̴̢̫͎̙͔ͩ̂̄͒̓ͤ̚

hello?

Dude stop let me go. DUDE LET ME GO. DUDE. I’M GOING TO REPORT YOU. FAGGOT. IMA HA- I’m gonna ban you. Alright you’re being banned.

transcendentalbabe:

SIN

I’ve been staring at this for at least 5 minutes.

Dragonborn construction worker misunderstands the concept of cat calling.

You’re welcome. Sexism is over.

Okay listen. I actually care that much about Long Time (even though its still one of the best songs)

But just listening to Foreplay, the opening. Tell me that’s not one of the sickest openings of anything.