I just realized that Undertale was released during the year of the goat

oppa-homeless-style:

“And of course I could never forget my good friend Klondike, who NEVER FINISHED THE GAME”

FUCK YOU I’M WORKING ON IT

qwertyprophecy:

Cooking with UNDYING PASSION

Yes. In fact she prefers it this way

Anon seriously get a new waifu

I find it hilarious that when I get banned from 4chan I’m too stupid to figure out how to change my IP so I just wait it out like a good lad.

averyshadydolphin:

teckworks:

sailorbeefcake:

>Asgore ‘King Kindergarten Killer’ Dreemurr
>Asgore ‘Spike The Tyke’ Dreemur
>Asgore ‘Ankle-Biter Beater’ Dreemurr
>Asgore ‘Crying Child Crusher’ Dreemurr
>Asgore ‘Non-Senior Citizen Slayer’ Dreemurr
>Asgore ‘Toddler Terminator’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Munchkin Murderer’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Innocent Infanticider’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Punt The Runt’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Mourning Mother-Maker’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Child Coffin Collector’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Youngster Euthanizer’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Splat The Brat’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Be Mean To Teens’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Maybe Killed A Baby’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Gerber Grow-Up Plan Gleaner’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Preschool Purifier’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'When They Hit The Flowers, They’re Dead In Hours’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Extra-Small Exterminator’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Kiddy Cleanser’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'You Must Be This Tall To Live’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Crueler for the Preschooler’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Offspring Annihilator’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Get Rid Of The Kid’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Infant Slayer Player’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Stabbed Some Kids Through The Ribs’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Trust Fund Refund’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Playground Flaying Round’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Adolescent Suppressant’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Youthanizer’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Out Of The Womb, Into The Tomb’ Dreemurr
>Asgore 'No Longer Married Cause Some Kids Got Buried’ Dreemurr

I don’t reblog much Undertale anymore, but this is just golden.

These are comedy gold.

tinyfloatingwhales:

I thought it was gonna end on the pun AND THEN IT GOT BETTER

saturdaynightbigcocksalaryman:

me: types “titty” into google on an incognito window

the nsa: 

I feel like they should just rename Twitter “Senpai noticed me simulator”

Because every time someone actually likes or replies to my stupid shit I get giddy.

titanium-terrapin:

klondikekun:

titanium-terrapin:

Dedede mains be like

I HARDLY EVEN USE GORDO FUCK YOU

Whoa there buddy calm down

4GLORY ME NERD 1 V 1 SEE WHAT HAPPENS