Super Smash Bros for Wii U & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles
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I’ve been lied to the entire game and that bitch ran off with my legacy
it was all dead people firefly dreams
this fucking goat shot laser beams at me, wtf
Jesus killed me just so we could play a game together
You are now a slug baby
Everything was a dream and MC dies.
And phantom pain has been remained to him, reminding the one who gave him the worst nightmare and imprisonment.
Your friend is the demon son and spanks you
your british friend is stranded in space and you are released into the wild
son is now grandpa?
everyone is friends and nobody has to die
Lightsaber battle between long lost twin brothers in a motel car park
your friend has to see you dissappear before their very eyes and theres a montage of your memories with them but you can’t see them bc of the tears
for the postgame
palkia does something semi memorable
u simultaneously drown and blow up a naked capitalist asshole then idk make dinner plans or go out for drinks or something
you get adopted! but only after seeing everyone you love almost be killed by a plant possessed by the spirit of a dead goat child’s OC
one guy gets forced to buy like an entire law firm’s worth of noodles
It was the child. All she wanted to do was play.
Ah fuck now he’s eating humans
you wake up and leave
you kill satan
You leave your best friend in the most heartbreaking way and then have to watch them go through several months of severe depression before you finally come back and everyone cries
Everyone dies. Literally everyone. No exceptions. THEY’RE ALL DEAD
The castle explodes and you ride back home without paying the train fare.
You have to face yourself and then after you win, you have to turn your own weapon against yourself.
Thanks for showing me this Glamator. This video is my Christmas present.
I just.
I just need to get something off my chest. Just for one second.
Please. Indulge me.
What the hell is this? Those are NOT eyes. What the fuck?
