Why are you two always one step  ahead of me?

veganinwonderland:

Oh my GOD

>read this

>laugh

>read that Alan Rickman just died

GOD DAMN IT

bugeyedfreaks:

gfanz4ever:

This has got to be my favorite ending to any episode of all time. 

The ridiculousness of it all.

The narrator.

The voice crack.

I weep at this perfection.

This is my favorite kind of villain

enterpraiz:

You can be my wingman any time

That aint Falc- Oh wait it is.

tgweaver:

toriel’s sprite is built like a fish barrel

so why assume otherwise

non-binaryfrisk:

lintufriikki:

I saw this vine and honestly… couldn’t resist drawing this oh my god.

@250px

This is the second parody I’ve seen of this vine and no one manages to capture the guys goofy laugh after being surprised.

thehypnobunny:

the-late-adopter:

shitifindon:

drethelin:

ozymandias271:

what does “men who adhere to strict gender binary” even mean tho

NO ONE adheres to the gender binary! NO ONE FITS THEIR GENDER ROLE PERFECTLY! THAT’S THE POINT! AARRRGGH! 

NOOOOO OOOOONE…. ADHERES TO THE GENDER BINARY LIKE GASTON!

Originally posted by clarabellecow

when I try to hear this in my head my mental voice is incapable of pronouncing it fast enough to fit the timing of the line

“noooo oooone… adjksjfksfjslenry like Gaston!”

and when I try to fit it to one of the longer such lines, my mental voice becomes too confused about conflicting scansion to continue

no one’s droll like gaston
no one’s swole like gaston
no one fits his assigned gender role like gaston

I’m especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy
My what a guy that gastooon

creepycurse:

Hey! What’s the big idea!

For @briskby

MAMA TOLD ME WHAT I SHOULD KNOW

TOO MUCH CANDY GONNA ROT YOUR SOUL