greatfay:

downwithpeople:

wormsounds:

ok fuck the pope n all that obviously but this is literally SO fucking funny in so so many ways

cvberdemon:

sometimesboffosometimesnot:

Once again this whole blog has been brought to you by 

SAND!

It’s EVERYWHERE!

Get used to it!

stealthboy:

stealthboy:

grandma has been watching me play Bloodborne lately and she cheers for the bosses instead of me

just so we’re clear, this was the monster she was defending

“she might have babies” , she says

“It’s a giant monster I have to kill her.”

“That’s tough shit.”

iamtheaardvark:

y'all are fools with five billion dollars I could be a werewolf’s sugar daddy

Wrong

Restart Life. Come back to this event with double the knowledge, take the five billion dollars to fund your research to create a serum that turns you into a werewolf and then wait for people to open door 3

dickardt:

Matt Frank followed my Twitter

ywg:

prozdvoices:

shipping characters

i mean…

eggypouch:

Ami the spider in disguise!

I just had an idea to DM a session that seems like a normal one shot, but is actually  the set of a really cheesy D&D porno where shitty puns are made and no one actually does anything.

“Oh man is that a halforc barbarian. I hope he doesn’t beat my AC.”

“You know it baby, now that I have you grappled I get to roll for advantage.”

“Oh yeah that’s hot with no resistances.”