daddyto2switches:

curiosity-discoverer-of-worlds:

zerofarad:

curiosity-discoverer-of-worlds:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

“Who gives a shit about your gentials, you have a fucking dragon.”

I want engrave the last one in gold

Gender of the day: you have a fucking dragon

@genderoftheday

😂😂😂

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THERE I AM

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windforge:

smgoetter:

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“Lady Tilda and the Dragon”

Or “Mom Knight” which is what I kept calling it for most of the time I worked on this. This was my story for Valor, a fairy tale anthology I was in last year! It’s a really great book, and I’m so glad I got to be a part of it. You can purchase a copy here.

oh my god this made me almost cry for real

sillygif:
“ The aristocat geese are real.. - http://bit.ly/1t3z7ro
”

sillygif:

The aristocat geese are real.. - http://bit.ly/1t3z7ro

The fact that it’s Puck saying it just makes it funnier

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chefpyro:

My favourite joke from tonight’s episode? Easy.

@nobbydraws and @hahajb ISN’T THIS THE WEIRDEST SHIT YOU’VE EVER GOTTEN ADDICTED TOO.

I mean Pale Machine and My Time are just so strange but I can’t stop listening.

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poppy-opossum:
“ On today’s Poppy update, Valente gets snubbed. Again.
On Friday, Valentine’s Day Cards~
”
Oh my god Poppy is updating regularly again I’ve gotten so used to it being dead. In the words of Gnollbard. POSSUM DAY

poppy-opossum:

On today’s Poppy update, Valente gets snubbed. Again.

On Friday, Valentine’s Day Cards~

Oh my god Poppy is updating regularly again I’ve gotten so used to it being dead. In the words of Gnollbard. POSSUM DAY

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Waiting for payday like...
  • Steam: Hey you know that game you wanted? Well its on sale for 25% off now
  • Me: Too bad. I don't have the money
  • Steam: Whoah did I say 25? I meant 50! It's half off
  • Me: Still don't have it.
  • Steam: .....OH MY GOD WHAT IS GOING ON THIS GAMES SALE IS GLITCHED. WHO IS PUTTING IT UP FOR 99% OFF?! WHOOOOOOAH
  • Me: Still too much.

  • Posted 3 years ago | 4 notes

    yourdndstories:

    “What do they even keep you around for?! I completely wasted my spell on you!” “Exactly.”

    More at YourDnDStories.com
    You can keep up with my all of work on Facebook and Twitter. 

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