>”Can you come over Monday morning? I need some help with the yard.”
(Monday is the day I wanted to sit around and do nothing.)
>”Hey grandma, I have a job interview I’m preparing for on Monday. Can I come by Tuesday or do you really need me on Monday?”
>”Yeah that’s fine. It can wait. Thank you.”
>”Sweet. Now I get to sit at home and chi-”
>Company I applied to calls
>Mfw I actually have an interview on Monday.
LISTEN
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
THIS COMPUTER SEEMS FAST BUT ITS PROBABLY JUST A NORMAL SPEED
BUT I FEEL FAAAAAAAST
Gym Challenged
Just who do the Smash Bros Pokémon belong to, anyway?!
On today’s Poppy update, please, take a moment to mentally prepare yourself to witness Kit’s older sister.
OPOSSUM DA— the PROPER queen? Oh hell naw.
Oh no she’s hot. Her face and radiance instantly made me hear Blumenkranz and i’m sorry that I did.
IM LAUGHING SO MUCH
I just got back from shopping and I saw the nerf gun lying behind the sofa
and I was so confused, but then I heard someone laughing
and it was my nan, she’s 80 for christ sake
just look at the concentration on her face
and how proud she was when she shot my sister on the side of the head, she’s so amazed by nerf guns it’s so funny, just look at her face
Who wants to learn with me?
