sadisticxxpanda:

kool-aid-jammers:

it’s freak nasty hours here in New York, who tryna get fucked, let’s wear matching tims

Originally posted by marcez168

puncromancer:

puncromancer:

i get dicked down

but i get it up again

yourplayersaidwhat:

* A fight between our angry dwarf and a Dwarf Champion of Arenas *

DM: You now have a strike - You’re underneath him - What you gonna do?

Dwarf: Last charge…I’m…gonna hit…the balls

DM: ……Oookay roll for damage

Dwarf: *rolls 20*

DM: *rolls 1*

DM: ……….

Team:

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: me and a few friends just started a new campaign. In our session, we came upon a lake where a merperson was freaking out. To investigate why this was happening we were talking to various people (it turned out that there was something wrong with the air). We soon saw someone close to the lake.
Me, a useless dumb gay high elf: I approach the elf man.
DM: okay, go ahead!
Me: is he hot?
Rest of the party: groans
DM: hm, I don’t know if he’s your type. Here’s his picture. *Puts a picture with a photoshopped Todd Howard who is wearing a fisherman’s hat and a fishing rod*
The whole party: OH my GOD.
Me: oh yeah, he definitely is. I side up next to him and awkwardly lean on the nearest thing.
DM: well, that would probably be his fishing pole.
My elf: So, you come here often?
DM: um, he’s says “well, yes, I’m a fisherman’s.”
My elf: what’s your name?
DM: “oh, how rude of me! I should have mentioned. My name is Rodd Howard!”

Needless to say, there was a Lot of groaning by the whole group

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yitan:

terrible-monster-girl-ideas:

chaoswolf1982:

supermarioadvance4:

icarusninja23:

doctor strange: the infinity stones are extremely powerful artifacts that when combined can give its wielded ultimate power

peter parker: oh so like the chaos emeralds?

tony stark: please shut the fuck up

Am I wrong, or does this panel, by having him immediately understand the reference, kindamaybesorta suggest Doom is a gamer?

I mean, where d'ya think he got the name from?

Dr. Doom is a huge Dork for games and sci-fi

bran-draws-things:

A bot thing

You did it you made him cute

retsuko-fenneko:

super-paperdawn:

Aggretsuko is my favorite office sitcom.

I love these

pochowek:

unicornkin:

covertplantigrade:

broadwaytheanimatedseries:

suicidal-ginny:

my-life-as-a-teenage-robotnik:

unicornkin:

There’s gonna be a Care Bears reboot and the art for it is absolutely adorable omg

Ok you know what this is a reboot that I can support

My childhood, holy shit, I don’t care what anyone says I’m watching this

I was never a carebare child but damn if this aint adorable

inb4 we get a bunch of gay guys in their 20s and 30s demanding that this reboot is only going to cater to gay men in their 20s and 30s and invade fandom safe spaces for children with a bunch of furry porn and call themselves the Bearorists and pretty much cause the whole internet to hate this reboot forever

Hey guys remember the last time when a cute cartoon for kids was taken over by specifically gay people? By gay people? I remember that. I remember when gay people took over a cute cartoon for kids and made a whole thing out of it to the point where you couldn’t google a characters name without porn popping up. Gay people did that

I almost want this to happen just to spite him