what even is this april fools thing
at least last year you got a sweet hat
now all you get is to vote for a scalie
YOU SAY THAT LIKE ITS A BAD THING
Voters feel increasingly alienated by Mop and their Ivory Tower politics.
I’m endorsing Deborah because she has all of the qualities crucial in a leader: integrity, inspiration, and humility. Most important of all, she has judgment.
World-famous Waldo-spotter and Deborah-endorser Frank Phan said it best:
We are leading in our campaign today. Your generous support makes this election. In the polls are leading in the national and their super PACs. This is nervous. Your generous support makes this email. That is only going to win. We need to win this campaign today. It could mean the polls. We’ve built a critical time.
It’s hard to deny the power of such stirring words.
You know what needs to be done. Vote for Deborah.
Yours,
Klondork
#ProudDeborahSupporter
#TimeForDeborah
I’m going to sexualize the fuck out of Deborah
Today we had a mystery to solve…Scooby Doo was missing!
“Hey you didn’t make it into the apprenticeship. Sorry good luck next time”
Well that’s fine. I’ll just move on.
Cut to two weeks later.
Just now I checked my messages because my boss left one.
There were 3 messages. One was a wrong number, one was from my boss and one was from the manager of the apprenticeship. Apparently someone couldn’t make it and there was a spot available. She was calling to ask if I was still interested in the position seeing as I was on top of the “wait-list”.
This call was sent…the 28th. 3 days ago.
My phone NEVER TOLD ME I HAD VOICEMAIL
Obliterate
my fucking asshole.
