Never live this down…

yourplayersaidwhat:

I was DMing 5th ed. My mid level players were in the throne room of a fire giant hidden behind his obsidian throne as the giant was barking orders at his Flind general to move on the Duke’s forces at the base of the volcano. I was quite expertly (if I do say so myself) role playing the CRAP out of the giant. Until the giant addressed the flind general by name - Thrashjaw. The bard’s character looks at me and says, “if I ran that name through Google Translate a couple times, I bet Smash Mouth would be a result.” The party immediately, as if on cue, launched into a reeeeally bad rendition of “All Star”. I almost spite-TPKed them for that.

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nekoama:

Dad vs Dad

I JUST CAME IN AND SAW THIS ON TV WHAT WHY IS JASPER SO CUTE AND POSITIVE

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electricduck:

💖 Reblog if you think the girl on the left is just as beautiful as the girl on the right  💖

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These two are literally the same girl

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Me: Okay time to sleep.

Me at 2:30 in bed: Cloud Strifes backstory is essentially the “I made this” comic about art theft.


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I just lost progress on an image i was working hard on because I was trying to shitpost and trace Black Star over that last post to complete the shitpost. It crased CSP

And CSP didn’t autosave even though it stops my progress several times TO autosave


RIP

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klondork:

IF THERE IS ONE THING I CAN NOT STAND
IT’S EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT THING
EXCALIBUR, I CAN’T STAND HIM
I JUST HATE THE NAME, I WANNA BREAK HIM

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GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU CAN NOT BE ME
GET OUT OF MY WAY, STAY AWAY
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND, THIS IS MY STAGE
THIS IS MY PLACE, IT’S MY STARDOM


I WALK, EVERYONE WATCHES. I SPEAK, EVERYONE LISTENS
IF YOU THINK I AM JUST SHOWING OFF YOU ARE DEAD WRONG

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ALL OF YOU JUST DON’T KNOW YOU, JUST DON’T KNOW HOW GREAT I AM
THERE’S NO ONE WHO CAN DESTROY ME, I CAN NEVER BE DEFEATED








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